Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.
A man realizing patriarchy is real, I guess. “I’m no longer hurt when folks don’t trust me just because I’m a man — I accept now that they have every reason not to.”