“Where shape matters for us, size or texture matters more for your dog. This study shows for the first time that there is a qualitative difference in word comprehension in the dog compared to word comprehension in humans.”
“when i get a song stuck in my head, i never end up just repeating a part of the song over and over. i end up repeating it over and over and changing the words… i realized a couple of days ago that i have simply been making ‘mash-ups’!”
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the more retarded people make their dogs look, the more i want a dog.
i don’t say sarcastic things anymore.