I Long to Hold the Poetry Editor’s Penis in My Hand
Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.
Because the complicated relationships cannot be simplified, all must be made equally complicated.
This paper is talking about measuring the security of different encryption systems, but surely this applies to other things.