cute animals and baby voices make colonial facts more palatable, maybe?
my favourite is when the escalator clears for the bicycle bell?
“gotta love the universe.” “yes i think we got the best one.”
“you can also register a real domain name that you can own, instead of just having another URL on Facebook”
“They are spending… one hundred million dollars to order the world to use their search engine.”
yessss… wrap dress.